Curd have bean worse

Tofu or not tofu, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the soy and okara of outrageous fortune, or to take spoons against a sea of miso soup and by opposing end it. To die, to coagulate, no more, and by coagulation, to say we press the bean curds into a thousand soft white blocks that soybeans are heir to?

What are you looking at me like that for? I'm just practicing my soymantics.