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Curd have bean worse by Xylophon Curd have bean worse by Xylophon
Tofu or not tofu, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the soy and okara of outrageous fortune, or to take spoons against a sea of miso soup and by opposing end it. To die, to coagulate, no more, and by coagulation, to say we press the bean curds into a thousand soft white blocks that soybeans are heir to?

What are you looking at me like that for? I'm just practicing my soymantics.

For more wackiness, check out my new webcomic series, Here Comes the Choo Choo! It's got balloons!

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:iconwheeljackson:
WheelJackson Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014   General Artist
It's still funny!! XD
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:iconnicoxlilian4ever:
nicoxlilian4ever Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i could have sworn the correct word was tofu...
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:iconweasleywoman:
WeasleyWoman Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Soymantics... *BA DUM TSCH* Ba-dum, CHING 
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:iconthebaraclough:
TheBaraclough Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Is it bad that I enjoyed the parody of the Hamlet quote in the description more than the actual comic?  Not to put down the art and everything because I did REALLY enjoy it. However, the parody of the quote and the puns in the title and description actually made me laugh out loud which is somewhat difficult to do.  Good show, good sir or madam.  You win an internet and my respect as someone who enjoys Shakespeare.
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014  Student Digital Artist
You are not the first to declare such xD Amusing considering I made it up on the spot literally moments before posting the comic.

A plague cascade of delicious fun-sized chocolate bars on both your houses your house. ;)
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
I see the local gelatinous cubes (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatino…) have evolved to lure the more modern, health-conscious adventurer into their slimy grasp.
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:icongolliattaillog:
GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
But it says toufuku there. Why the ku?
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
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:icongolliattaillog:
GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014
OHH! And is it casual that it starts "toufu", or was it an intentional pun?
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Yeah, it was intentional. I love me some subtle duolingual puns :D
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:icongolliattaillog:
GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Nice one!
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:iconstevenartist:
Stevenartist Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2014  Professional Artist
ha ha! I love!
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:iconsweetymimy22:
sweetymimy22 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man
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:iconscyphi:
Scyphi Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Great comic...

Excellent parody of Shakespeare...

Faved. :D
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:iconnervouscited:
Nervouscited Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I think you mean "infinitesimal at best." "Astronomical" means the opposite.
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Nope! I said what I meant and I meant what I said. Astronomical does mean very large, but when it describes probability, it refers to said chances as one out of a very large number. That is, if the odds of X are astronomical, the chances of X occurring are 1 out of 1,000,000,000,000 or something like that.

hoo
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:icondakathi666:
Dakathi666 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
HA!
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:iconmasterchief01:
MasterChief01 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I expected the tofu to land on her from the sky... Begs the question of who's throwing tofu around.
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Wizard did it. :iconfulloftrixieplz:
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:icontheoldhorse2:
theoldhorse2 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
*eats it* urp, now i need some sushi
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:iconshamrock95:
Shamrock95 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
I think I'm suffering from a pun overload. I just felt something in my brain fizzle out.
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:iconironbrony:
IronBrony Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So. Many. Puns! Fantasic! :D
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:icontigreanpony:
tigreanpony Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
lol, Assault by Tofu
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
The most delicious of crimes.
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:iconsyncallio:
SynCallio Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Your comic is funny, your comment is funnier.
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
Twilight, it's pronounced ToPWNED!!! :XD:
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:icondoughnutjoe:
DoughnutJoe Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
:thumbsup:
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:icondraglord2505:
Draglord2505 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
This comic would worth favoring for the description alone, but the comic itself was just as hilarious.
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:iconmaxnoir:
maxnoir Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
I LOVE you!!! That soyliloquy was beanutiful!!
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconiloveyouplz:
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:icondarthwill3:
DarthWill3 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:rofl:
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:icondark-side-of-themoon:
dark-side-of-themoon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
What did I just see?

I don't know what is this I don't even-
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:iconcaptain-brony:
Captain-Brony Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
HERE COMES TOFU
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:icondragnmastralex:
Dragnmastralex Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Twi just got bean'd mildly
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:iconsuperomar99:
superomar99 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student General Artist
God damn it, that's a Carlos-level pun right there. :iconepicfacehoofplz:
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:iconcentaur71:
Centaur71 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
MOTHER OF CELESTIA, WHAT A BAD PUN! (how CURD you do this to us?)
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconheplz:
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link408zelda Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
If you're wondering what the japanese Hiragana says when the giant Toufu block attacks Twilight says, Toufuku from what I read. I'm guessing it's like a To-fu kung-fu
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
actually "toufuku" is the act of falling down, and "toufu" is tofu
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:iconsimonorj:
SimonOrJ Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
tis a tastefulness devoutly to be wished.
... Well, well done! :D
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:iconlabba94:
labba94 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, this comic is wonderful. Very good, congratulations! =)
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:iconinkan1969:
Inkan1969 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
For once, tofu was BAD for someone's health. :-D
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:icontemplar127:
templar127 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
:icontofuplz: I GIVE NO BUCKS!!!
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:icondungeonplyr:
dungeonplyr Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
I apologize that I laughed more at your parody quote than the actual comic.
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconlookofdisapprovalplz:

noooooooooooooooo I have upstaged myself yet again *doffs hat and retreats into birdhouse*
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:iconkadenjahusk:
KadenJahusk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I congratulate you on not only knowing the bard's works, but being able to parody them in a way that works. That was incredible.
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:iconxylophon:
Xylophon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I thank you, kind sir, though I am but the natural fool of fortune.
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:iconkadenjahusk:
KadenJahusk Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I shall use you well, and you shall have everything.
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Darkagumon2000 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014

                                                                                                             Love tofu (FALLING BOMB SOUND)




Pinkie Pie Scream01"TWILIGHT!!! A GIANT TOFU IS HEADED RIGHT FOR YOU!!!"         princess twilight sparkle icon "You mean "TYPHOON" Pinkie. Not TOFU."

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